It was 1979. Punk rock was over. The film ‘Quadrophenia’ had been released, and like most other impressionable teenagers of the time who were looking for their next fix, at nearly 16, I’d been caught up in the romance of the regeneration of the mods & rockers movement.
My prized possession up to that point had been a book I’d bought with my part-time Saturday job Bowkett’s bakery earnings which was a photographic collection of the original mods & rockers culture of the early 60′s.
Although the pictures in the book were mostly black and white, I was mesmerized by the fashion, the shiny scooters with abundance of side mirrors and the Triumph and BSA motorcycles, and the seaside clashes between the two rival groups.
One of the things that struck a chord with me was the numerous pictures of mods in white straight legged jeans and how cool they looked, and so it was, I found myself one Saturday afternoon after work, standing in a jeans shop in Canterbury high street choosing a pair with the help of my older sister, who’d been part of the original 60′s scene.
However, after buying them, it then took a bit of persuading before I’d finally actually wear them out anywhere. I’d noticed nobody else wearing white jeans as yet, and was now having second thoughts about them.
I finally plucked up enough courage to wear them two weeks later during the school’s half-term break when I accompanied my sister and our mum to Canterbury market on the Wednesday.
As opposed to where the market is situated now, in the high street, back then it was in Market Way, and our flat was opposite this road, so, at least I didn’t have far to walk and/or run home again if necessary.
Wearing a brown leather look bomber jacket and my new jeans, (I hadn’t quite mastered the mod look as yet), I felt like a matchstick as I awkwardly tried to look cool whilst following mum and sis round the stalls.
It wasn’t working, despite their encouragement that I looked okay, and I kept looking down at my jeans which were so white, they might as well of had neon signs attached to them that said “everyone look here”.
It was whilst lumbering around staring self-consciously at my jeans, that I lifted my head suddenly after realising I was about to bump into somebody. The potential collision was avoided as my forehead butted some poor older woman in the cheek and sent her careering off course.
Horrified, as I watched her draw sharp pained breath and stagger away in a zig-zag formation as she was now partially concussed, I meekly apologised after her, (I doubt if she heard as there were probably little dickie birds flying around her head at this point, chirping loudly) and looked around in panic to see who had witnessed the event.
My mum and sister had both turned to me at the point of impact and were now wetting themselves with laughter. My mother was so much in hysterics, she was bent double and falling onto a market stall, knocking neatly displayed trinkets all over the place.
Realising that there was no escape from what had just happened, my embarrassment then also turned to uncontrollable giggling as I saw the funny side. I imagine the poor old cow I head-butted didn’t quite see things the same way, in fact, she probably didn’t see properly for about a week, sporting a shiner like a pirate’s patch I should imagine!
Needless to say, after that, the white jeans spent the rest of the duration under my ownership in the wardrobe.